THERE IS A WHOLE CATEGORY OF HOGWARTS ATMOSPHERES ON AMBIENT-MIXER. SO IF YOU HAVE WIFI AND WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOU’RE AT THE CASTLE, CLICK HERE.
i don’t, actually. i just have a thing for zayn judging/mocking/being an ass to harry
Zayn is such a nice idol. He probably ate so many fan letters
ALERT ALERT ZAYN MALIK IS A CLEAN SHAVEN, MULLET-TICKLING-THE-BACK-OF-HIS-NECK GREASER WEARING AN ALL EYEZ ON ME SHIRT WHILE PLAYING A BLOW UP GUITAR AND MUGGING ABOUT THE STAGE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE ATTRACTIVE IDIOT IN THE HISTORY OF EARTH AND ALSO PROBABLY MARS AND VENUS BUT MAYBE NOT JUPITER. EVERYONE WRITE YOUR GOODBYE LETTERS NOW WE’RE ABOUT TO ASCEND THIS SORRY PLANE OF EXISTENCE.
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.